Natuurlijk heb ik de boeken gelezen. Ik vond ze taalkundig vreselijk. Maar de inhoud, hoe eentonig ook met momenten heeft toen wel tijdelijk een boost aan mijn seksleven gegeven.

Ik heb de versie van zijn oogpunt niet gekocht en ga het waarschijnlijk niet doen ook niet. Ik ga wel vragen aan het lief of hij hem wil downloaden.

Nu, misschien heb je het gelezen, maar als PR stunt had haar PR manager een Q&A op Twitter georganiseerd.
Dat liep niet heel erg zoals gewenst.

Hierbij de toppertjes, ik vind het alvast schitterend.

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